A long time ago, I used to be the kind of person that would make zines on a Thursday night (instead of drink Negronis and watch Adventure Time and look for ways to make cheap cuts of meat resplendent, herbal, and delectable… ah aging). I made zines about myself, mostly, with all the semi-decent poetry, navel gazing and room-wide collage operations THAT involved, and I would direct you to the place to buy them but I cancelled my Etsy account. C’est la vie, n’est pas?
Hee hee french. Anyway… my most popular creation, and for good reason, was the 100% angst free collectione of absolutely original vegan recipes I managed to get myself to write down over the years – Snickety Snack, in dancing monocolour. It comes with a picture of a cat-girl playing a harp, and a curried apricot & almond dressing, and some lavender brownies and my sister’s Guaranteed-T0-Make-You-Fail-A-Drug-Test poppyseed loaded quinoa salad of magical proportions.
Also, my favourite original recipe ever: my raw rosewater cheesecake.
I even work at a raw food kitchen right now and I haven’t seen any dessert to rival this. It’s not too expensive to make if you have a good source for nuts and coconut oil. And it’s freaking, flying pink. You owe it to yourself to try and make it for some most special occasion, for a special person if possible. I’m including the recipe here in this post, but before that I’m going to divulge the reason for this post in the first place:
I have quit the Etsy business and have no interest in incremental zine sales, as marginally lucrative as that is. And so, with fond adieu, I am GIVING AWAY the last 7 copies of my zine to the first 7 commenters on this post. Just send your mailing address to firstname.lastname@example.org and I’ll hook you up with the goodstuff. I might even be inspired to make a new, fully omnivorous cookzine of my favourite dessert creations. You heard it here first, lovely peeps. <3 <3
Right, recipes ho….
For the Cream:
- 2 cups raw cashews, soaked for a few hours in water
- 1 cup water
- 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice
- 1/2 cup agave nectar
- 6 tbsp coconut oil
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 1/4 rose essence
- 1/8 tsp salt
- generous pinch of ground cardamom
- 1/2 tsp fresh beet juice (for what-making the pink-for)
For the Crust:
- 1/2 cup raw shelled pistachios
- 1/2 cup raw almonds
- 1/4 cup pitted dates
- 3 tbsp raw cocoa powder
- 1/2 tsp orange zest
- 3 tbsp orange juice
- 1 tbsp coconut oil
- 1/4 tsp salt
For the Topping:
- roses/rose petals
- fresh cut figs
- chopped pistachio nuts
PUTTING IT TOGETHER
1. Grind up the pistachios and almonds in a food processor until they resemble coarse crumbs, then transfer that to a bowl
2. Process the dates until they form a smooth paste, then add that to the nut mixture with the rest of the crust ingredients and knead until it forms a malleable dough. Press that into a springform cheesecake pan or pie plate and freeze while you make the cream.
3. Drain the cashews, then add all of the rest of the cream ingredients in a blender and blend until thick and very, very smooth. Pour over the chilled crust and freeze for at least 5-6 hours.
4. Decorate beautifully and serve cold.